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My interview with Michael Bolton.
(Updated: 8-29-99)
Tribute to Army of Darkness: The best movie ever.
(Updated: 9-16-99)
If anti-child labor laws are passed, who's going to
work in the coal mines?
(Updated: 12-02-99)
New hate mail!
(Updated: 11-22-99)
Infomercials Kick Ass.
(Updated: 11-22-99)
Going to eat chinese? Don't use "chop sticks."
(Updated: 11-18-99)
No, nobody said "McDonalds," shut the hell up.
(Updated: 11-8-99)
Bored? Why not litter?
(Updated: 10-24-99)
We need more violence on TV.
(Updated: 10-11-99)
Going to see a movie? Here's a thought: TURN OFF YOUR
DAMN CELL PHONE.
(Updated: 10-3-99)
A giant computer melt down, and other things that won't
happen in the year 2000.
(Updated: 10-3-99)
I've got your free porn, right here.
(Updated: 9-5-99)
Weather men are frauds.
(Updated: 8-22-99)
Bob Saget is Satan.
(Updated: 8-11-99)
I'm the best person in the universe!
(Updated: 8-2-99)
New hate mail.
(Updated: 7-25-99)
I hate kids (still).
(Updated: 7-19-99)
Republicans and Democrats: dirty bastards.
(Updated: 6-28-99)
Why I'm so bitter.
(Updated: 6-28-99)
That's it. I'm going to become a hermit.
(Updated: 6-20-99)
Quotes that are ruining the world.
(Updated: 6-14-99)
Mimes make me want to heave.
(Updated: 6-7-99)
Star Wars: Qui-Gon Jinn & Darth Maul (No spoilers)
(Updated: 6-1-99)
A Cop flipped me off today!
(Updated: 5-25-99)
Famous fairy tales and how they really ended.
(Updated: 5-17-99)
Evil nazi feminists from hell.
(Updated: 4-15-99)
TV shows I'd rather gargle a bucket of diarrhea than
see.
(Updated: 5-4-99)
BS: It's not just a degree, it's a major!
(Updated: 4-25-99)
Depressed? Don't know what to do? I have the
solution.
(Updated: 5-9-99)
The real instructions for life.
(Updated: 4-22-99)
Pranks to try on people in the hospital!
(Updated: 4-12-99)
Happiness: Who gives a damn?
(Updated: 4-5-99)
Gothics make me want to puke.
(Updated: 3-28-99)
I hate small talk.
(Updated: 3-21-99)
The truth about radio, music and the music industry.
(Updated: 3-18-99)
Commercials that really piss me off.
(Updated: 3-11-99)
Hag Profile: Helen Hunt
(Updated: 2-28-99)
My first hate mail!
(Updated: 2-28-99)
The definitive guide to the internet.
(Updated: 2-21-99)
The first annual Valentine's day Cupid slaughter!
(Updated: 2-14-99)
The Yellow Jacket Conspiracy Exposed.
(Updated: 2-8-99)
What we need is another war!
(Updated: 2-1-99)
Assholes all over my TV!
(Updated: 1-25-99)
Attention All Hippies...
(Updated: 1-18-99)
Animal rights, saving whales, and all that other
gibberish.
(Updated: 1-10-99)
I would approve if the following people
died...
(Updated: 1-7-99)
Here is a list of things I don't hate.
(Updated: 1-5-99)
Don't see Patch Adams.
(Updated: 1-4-99)
What to do with Slick Willy.
(Updated: 12-27-98)
Violate my privacy by reading my hate mail!
(Updated: 7-25-99)
All of my less-recent joy can be found here. Want to bitch about the changes? maddox@xmission.com.
Movies that I've seen
(Updated: 1-5-98)
Movies I haven't seen and have no right to bitch
about (but do anyway)
(Updated: 1-5-98)
Movies I hate that begin with "T" and end with
"ITANIC"
(Updated: 10-21-98)
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