For those of you unfamiliar with Army of Darkness, go away. I don't want to have anything to do with you. Seriously, if you haven't seen Army of Darkness yet, what the hell? It's the best movie ever. Starring Bruce Campbell as Ash (picture top); featuring over an hour and a half of Campbell kicking ass.

Where do I start? Everything about this movie rules. I won't give away too much, but I'll say that the beginning of the movie is awesome. Campbell finds himself a prisoner in a castle, and gets thrown into a pit with a zombie. He kicks the zombie's ass with his chainsaw, climbs out of the pit, kicks some more ass, yells at some villagers, scares the shit out of this old guy, and then insults their hospitality.

Just when you think things can't get cooler, about half way through the movie, Campbell hacks his evil twin to pieces and throws him in a pit. You'll have to watch the movie if you haven't seen it to witness the best one-liner ever: "Hey, what's that you got on your face?" just as Campbell shovels dirt into the pit, covering his decapitated foe's head.

The movie even ends with Campbell kicking ass. I won't give it away if you haven't seen it, but trust me, it kicks ass. Also worth mentioning are the Evil Dead series that spawned Army of Darkness. Anyway, this is probably one of the few (if any) positive movie reviews you'll see me do, so take my word for it and check it out if you haven't. Drop me a line and let me know what you think.

I've seen Army of Darkness 284,756 times, and I plan on seeing it 284,756 more.

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