Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people? The internet is FULL of dipshit wankers looking for porn. You want porn? Fine, get your porn, but at least LEARN HOW A SEARCH ENGINE WORKS.

I recently had the misfortune of watching what people type into a popular search engine at random. Almost 90% of the queries were something like:

"i want to see my neighbors naked"

Or:

"i want boobs and nasty pictures"

AAGGGHH. Half the time these morons spelled the words wrong and asked detailed, complex questions about their life to the search engine. How the hell could these people be so stupid?

Where do these people come from, and why haven't they been shot yet? Everyone has to learn somewhere, but looking for porn is not the way to do it. Search engines need to be a lot more intolerant of wanking dipshits. If you spell something wrong, it plants a virus into your computer as a warning. If you're a complete dumbass and type a complex sentence into a search engine, your computer gets formatted. None of this "query not found" bullshit they have now. We need to teach people a lesson. Computers ARE NOT MEANT TO BE FRIENDLY. They're meant to be complex and intimidating. If you can't figure it out, you fail. You're off the team.

Most programmers have to spend a great deal of time writing code that prevents dipshits from putting garbage into a program. Why? Why don't we just get rid of the dipshits and forget error checking?

How long does it take to pick up a manual and read a few paragraphs? How long does it take to learn how to use a search engine? It can't get any easier, yet people still screw up. AAAGGGHHH.

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