Florida sucks.
(Updated: 11-24-00)

Jackass: Finally a show named after its target audience.
(Updated: 11-07-00)

Diseases I'd rather have than having to watch "Rocky Horror Picture Show."
(Updated: 10-29-00)

One way to admit you're wrong...
(Updated: 10-2-00)

For the love of God, anything but Solitaire!
(Updated: 9-18-00)

Packing for a trip? Don't forget to pack your kids.
(Updated: 8-29-00)

"The Cell" is boring and stupid.
(Updated: 8-21-00)

Hanson blows.
(Updated: 8-14-00)

MORE lies girls have told me.
(Updated: 7-30-00)

I paid $7.00 for a movie, not Coca Cola's bullshit marketing propaganda.
(Updated: 7-11-00)

Banners Blow!
(Updated: 7-9-00)

Three reasons to not watch Rosie O'Donnel.
(Updated: 7-3-00)

GOTHICS ARE SAMRT.
(Updated: 6-18-00)

I was harassed by a cop the other night...
(Updated: 6-9-00)

Don't see "The Messenger."
(Updated: 5-29-00)

How to ruin someone's day.
(Updated: 5-21-00)

You may experience gas with oily discharge...
(Updated: 5-14-00)

Here's a drawing of myself at work.
(Updated: 5-5-00)

Don't believe everything you see.
(Updated: 4-27-00)

New hate mail.
(Updated: 4-13-00)

Being certified doesn't make you any less of a dumbass.
(Updated: 4-10-00)

Want a kid? Get a license.
(Updated: 4-2-00)

Pretending to be happy doesn't make you happy.
(Updated: 3-24-00)

Who's the bitch: Bush or Gore?
(Updated: 3-13-00)

New hate mail.
(Updated: 3-6-00)

Brendan Fraser: good actor or dumbass?
(Updated: 2-28-00)

There's nothing worse than an aging hippy.
(Updated: 2-21-00)

The second annual Valentine's day Cupid slaughter!
(Updated: 2-14-00)

Why are people so damn boring?
(Updated: 2-7-00)

Disney is NOT synonymous with "Family Values."
(Updated: 2-3-00)

Pseudo intellectuals can kiss my ass.
(Updated: 1-31-00)

We need more ugly people on TV.
(Updated: 1-24-00)

Bathroom politics: how to avoid getting your ass kicked.
(Updated: 1-10-00)

Is $12 enough to wipe your ass with?
(Updated: 2-3-00)

Violate my privacy by reading my hate mail!

---

The Old Best Page In The Universe

Best Page In The Universe: 1999

Best Page In The Universe: 1998

All of my less-recent joy can be found here. Want to bitch about the changes? maddox@xmission.com.

---

Read my reviews or go to hell.

Movies that I've seen
(Updated: 1-5-98)

Movies I haven't seen and have no right to bitch about (but do anyway)
(Updated: 1-5-98)

Movies I hate that begin with "T" and end with "ITANIC"
(Updated: 10-21-98)

---

Is your page good enough to bear the coveted
"Best Damn Web Page In The Universe"
icon?

Click on the icon for details on how you too can obtain the honor of being on my list.

---

---

Here are some pages that don't suck:

My page from 1999 (It kicks ass)
My page from 1998 (It kicks ass)
Digital Singularity
Spaceninja.com
Boycott Microsoft page
Pokey Comics! They're great!
Bored at work?
Phobia's web site

Say "NO" to Communism.

1,446,153 people think I'm right about everything.

Do you like my page? If not, eat me.

maddox@xmission.com

This page was made using vi in unix. Anything more is for failures.

Available now!
Join the mailing list here

Back to how much I rule... • New Book • Store • Email • Patreon • • Tweet
© 1997-2017 by Maddox