Hippies blow. There has been a recent increase in hippies at my university.
They're old, wrinkly, disgusting and above all, worthless. What right do
they have coming back to school after they spent their youth doing drugs and
having sex? They frittered their lives away while everyone else busted their
ass to get through school and 40 years later, they want to come back and get a
degree? Screw you.
I have no sympathy for hippies. I'm tired of going to class and having some
47 year old moron sit there and ask stupid questions. It's bad enough
that they're even going back to school, but some of them have the audacity
to act young. There's this one lady that I see all the time around campus,
and I can't even begin to describe how gross she is. There aren't enough
synonyms in the english language for the word "disgusting" to adequately
describe her. She's at least 50 years old, has short gray hair, flabby arms,
a big gut, and a face that paradoxically has more wrinkles than skin pores.
Here's the worst part: she wears spandex. Nothing but spandex. People,
if you don't have the body for it, DON'T WEAR SPANDEX. Hell, even if you
do have the body for it, don't wear spandex. Some lumps just weren't meant to
be seen.
Every time I see this lady, I collapse and go into convulsions as I try to
fight back the vomit. On top of it all, she wears really short shorts.
These shorts are too short to even pass as underwear. Holy shit it's so gross.
Not only that, but it looks like she's wearing depends underneath. BARF.
I just puked all over my keyboard. It's time to kick some hippy ass.
459,887 hippies are trying desperately to hang on to their youth.
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