I was sitting around on my ass the other day. Maybe I was eating pizza. I don't remember. Anyway, I decided that there aren't enough ugly people on TV. Think about it. No don't. The more you think about what I say, the less it makes sense. Eventually I'll be exposed for the sham I am (I do not like green eggs and ham). So read on and take what I say for what it's worth (nothing).

So. I was sitting there, and my friend had the remote to my TV. He accidentally put it on "Friends." I didn't know it was "Friends" until about half way through the show I realized that I hadn't even cracked a grin. The show just wasn't funny. End of story. It was like watching a bunch of wind up toys run into each other (but not as entertaining). Which leads me to believe that the only reason the show is still aired is because they have some good looking actresses on the show. I forgot what I was going to say next. I was probably going to cuss or something.

Anyway. If we had more ugly people on TV, then shows with no content would be canceled much quicker. Besides, who can relate to the struggles of beautiful rich kids that live in an apartment/brothel in which they all go around having sex with each other. Man, what a mess that place would be. I guess what I'm trying to say is "who cares?"

204,345 who cares.

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