Okay, here's what happened. The other day while I was at work, the CEO called my department and talked to one of the programmers. I overheard my name being mentioned, so I asked him [the programmer] why. He told me that the CEO was asking who was still there (most of the people left for the day already), and when my name was mentioned, he [the CEO] asked what I do there. What do I do? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I DO? I've worked for the same damn company for 5 and a half years, I've met the guy several times. we've even met and talked in person... and he asks what I do.

So I decided to draw the picture above. I busted it out in paint. It's a picture of myself sitting at my desk, drawing a picture of myself sitting at my desk. I thought it was kind of neat, so here it is. I figure that if he doesn't know what I do, then maybe I should stop doing it. What difference does it make, right? Maybe someone will notice eventually! Bah. You know, nobody gives a damn about loyalty.

641,809 executives at my work don't know who I am.

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