If you feel that your organization has been characterized
unfairly, arbitrarily, and without any formal consensus,
feel free to sit helplessly with your thumb up your ass,
and enjoy discrimination under the same heavy-handed, pious,
one-size-fits-all policy that you've been inflicting upon other
websites for years now.
Being on the receiving end of your self-appointed judicial
bullshit for a change,
you may disagree with this label and want to submit an appeal to
change your categorization. If so, please feel free to contact
maddox@xmission.com with your organization name and a brief description
of the reason you wish to change your category.
Upon receiving your request, I will give it a passing glance and
shrug it off lightly, regardless of the fact that the number of
requests to change your status to something else
may outweigh the number of requests to keep it the same.
In the mean time, don't worry about the millions of hardcore
bukkake, gang-bang, and rape sites your filters miss, satire
sites should be your top priority. Irresponsible parents who
can't be bothered with supervising their children will thank
you for it.