Things that suck.

The Big List of Things That Suck
(This list won't be complete so long as trends still exist)

....Music....
Note: I generated most of this list by asking people at work what music they listened to, and directly put it on the list. Beyond the first 10 or so, I really don't care (except for the evil bitch Celine Dione which should be much higher up on the list, except I'm too damn lazy to change it now.)

1. Smashing Pumpkins
2. Chumbawumba
3. Collective Soul
4. Marilyn Manson
5. Live
6. Sugar Ray
7. Sublime
8. Reel Big Fish
9. Back Street Boys
10. Aqua
11. Green Day
12. Third Eye Blind
13. Britney Spears
14. Blur
15. Bush
16. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
17. Verve Pipe
18. 311
19. The Offspring
20. Foo Fighters
21. Matchbox 20
22. Snapcase
23. Nine Inch Nails
24. The Dandy Warhols
25. David Bowie
26. Jamiroquai
27. Counting Crows
28. Usher
29. Oasis
30. Seven Mary Three
31. Sneaker Pimps
32. Boyz II Men
33. Puff Daddy
34. Notorious BIG
35. Mase
36. Alanis Morisette
37. Celine Dione
38. Sarah McLachlan
39. Fiona Apple
40. Rage Against the Machine
41. Helmet
42. Sound Garden
43. No Doubt
44. Spice Girls
45. Dave Mathews Band
46. Hanson
47. Presidents of USA
48. Better than Ezra
49. Clover
50. Typo Negative
51. Insane Clown Posse
52. Tonic
53. Deftones
54. Sharyl Crow
55. Everclear

....Trends....

Piercing- I don't know why people do it. Probably because all the losers around them do it. Not only does it cause pain, look anti-cool, and perpetuate infectious diseases, but it costs money too? Where do I sign? Getting yourself pierced is tantamount to paying someone to kick your ass. I'm not talking about ear piercing, but rather eye brows, lips, navals, genitals, etc. I'd never get a pierce unless it was totally outrageous like through my knee cap. At least then I'd be an original idiot.

Hair Dying- More and more people are dying their hair. They think it's oh-so-rebellious. Look at me, I dyed my hair! Now I can be just like those dumb ass trendy hosers I listen to on the radio!

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