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Animals are people (that we can eat).

The phrase "animals are people too" has always pissed me off. In this video, I make the case for speciesism. I'm a speciesist, because I definitely think that humans are smarter, faster and stronger than animals, and the future of everything that animal rights activists and environmentalists love about this planet depends on mankind. We're not destroying this planet by using its resources... we're saving it.

I didn't fight to the top of the food chain to eat tofurky. The phrase "vegetarian-grade-meat" is bullshit. It's not vegetarian-grade, because there's no such thing. Beef is graded as prime, choice, select or standard. If it wasn't born, it's not meat.

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