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  Date: Tue,  1 Apr 2008 14:38:25  (PDT)
  From: Producer A.Seltzer <ALKA-Seltzer@vaguegenremovie.com>
  To: Marketing <marketing@vaguegenremovie.com>
  Cc: Producer J.Friedberg <j-dawg@vaguegenremovie.com>
  Subject: notes for web synopssi

i just saw the trailer. amazing. here are a few notes to make it better:

1. the clip of the guy dancing in the elevator is dope, but can we use something else? i dont want to give away the best part of the movie during the trailer.

2. when the guy says "this time the jokes arent just lame..." does he mean the good kind of lame or the bad?

3. 3 words: more paris hilton. that got the biggest lols during screenings. jesus, i can't get enough of her. see if we can get someone to add more paris hilton jokes in post. fuck everything, just name the movie paris hilton. is it too late to do that?

and here are some notes for the website:

1. make it sound good, use college words n' shit.

2. make the logo bigger.

also, make sure to send out review copies of the film to roger ebert, that cancerous fuck lol. id like to see what he thinks now. i have the best come back if he trashes our movie (it has to do with his mortality rofl). speaking of critics, i'd be very interested to hear what they say about this one since they complained about us parodying kill bill and star wars in "date movie" because "waaah boo hoo! kill bill isn't a date movie".

fuck them. they even complained when we came out with epic movie. i mean c'mon, give us a break. we got around the problem of not sticking to the genre we were parodying by making the genre even vaguer (wtf is epic?), and they still bitched. though i guess we didn't technically stick to parodying movies that were "epic"... or even movies.. but i stand by our decision to have parodies of mtv cribs and punk'd in the movie. that shit was hella funny.

also, i heard our site was already live. whats our url?

A.Seltzer 

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  Date: Tue,  1 Apr 2008 14:42:10  (PDT)
  From: Producer A.Seltzer <ALKA-Seltzer@vaguegenremovie.com>
  To: Marketing <marketing@vaguegenremovie.com>
  Subject: done for the day

hey bro, im done for the day. i sent an email to those stupid cows in marketing. did you see our new receptionist? id nail the shit out of her. with my dick. later bro.

A.Seltzer 

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  Date: Tue,  1 Apr 2008 14:43:08  (PDT)
  From: Producer A.Seltzer <ALKA-Seltzer@vaguegenremovie.com>
  To: Marketing <marketing@vaguegenremovie.com>
  Subject: Re: done for the day

A.Seltzer has recalled the message regarding "done for the day"

A.Seltzer 

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  Date: Tue,  1 Apr 2008 15:37:02  (PDT)
  From: Producer A.Seltzer <ALKA-Seltzer@vaguegenremovie.com>
  To: Marketing <marketing@vaguegenremovie.com>
  Subject: Re: done for the day

> > see if we can get a someone to add more paris hilton
> > jokes in post. fuck everything, just name the movie
> > paris hilton. is it too late to do that?
>
> Yes. Also, that would be illegal.

since when do we care about whats legal? i mean, have you even seen any of our movies? maybe this will jog your memory:

thats almost a shot for shot recreation of the basketball scene from "along came polly". we just threw that in the movie because hey, if it was funny in 1 movie, so y not 2? yeah, so we technically didnt change anything or make any statement about it, but it was still hella funny. just like paris hilton jokes. see what you can do.

A.Seltzer
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  Date: Tue,  1 Apr 2008 16:22:00  (PDT)
  From: Producer J.Friedberg <j-dawg@vaguegenremovie.com>
  To: Assistant <assistant@vaguegenremovie.com>, <staff@vaguegenremovie.com>,
      Marketing <marketing@vaguegenremovie.com>, <ALKA-Seltzer@vaguegenremovie.com>,
      <interns@vaguegenremovie.com>
  Subject: FW: FW: FW: FW: PLEEEEAAASE READ!!! OMG SO FUNNY!!!!!!
HEY EVERYONE, SORRY FOR THE MASS EMAIL BUT THIS VIDEO WAS TOOO FUNNY (WARNING - YOU WONT BE ABLE TO GET THE PHRASE "CHOCOLATE RAIN" OUT OF YOUR HEAD AFTER YOU WATCH IT). HEY WE SHOULD TRY TO PUT THIS IN OUR NEXT MOVIE.

BY THE WAY, THE TRAILER LOOKS AWESOME. I JUST SAW IT. 1 QUESTION THOUGH: WHAT IS SATIRE? ALSO, ON THE PART WHERE HE SAYS "THIS TIME THE JOKES ARENT JUST LAME..." DOES HE MEAN GOOD LAME OR BAD LAME? KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS.

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J-Dawg (J.Friedberg):

  ---------- Forwarded message ----------
  Date: Tue,  1 Apr 2008 14:42:10  (PDT)
  From: Producer A.Seltzer <ALKA-Seltzer@vaguegenremovie.com>
  To: Producer J.Friedberg <j-dawg@vaguegenremovie.com>,
      Marketing <marketing@vaguegenremovie.com>
  Subject: next movie

check it out, so for our next movie, i think we should call it "We're Going to Dangle a Shiny Crystal Pendulum in Your Face for an Hour Movie":

i think our fans will eat it up. after all, meet the spartans grossed $70.5 million. we're gonna kill!!! and instead of having the movie be about a crystal, i have a great idea for more american idol jokes!

A.Seltzer
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